Wendi C. Thomas – I opine.

October 28, 2010

Vacuum porn – NSFW

Filed under: Personal — wendicthomas @ 1:24 am
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My new best friend

My new best friend

I’d been waiting for it, looking on my porch, hoping this would be the day it came. And the wait was worth it. I was sooo not disappointed.

It reached places I didn’t even know I wanted touched. It sucked and sucked – and not in a bad way. In a way I’d wanted for a long time. Like it was on a freakin’ mission. By the time I was done, I was sweating – and that doesn’t happen too often, I admit.

At first, I couldn’t figure out how the parts were supposed to – fit. I almost broke a nail trying to get everything in sync, but once I got the rhythm, I was shifting and moving and working it OUT. Like it needed to be worked out. Like it hadn’t been worked out – like ever. It got so low, and I got low right with it.

Yes, today my Dyson DC25 vacuum cleaner arrived. I don’t think I was this excited last Christmas. I got an incredible deal on a refurbished one and I may be in love.

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