Well, maybe not 10 pounds, but I swear before God that I brushed enough hair out of my Rottweiler mix rescue dog today to create a Locks of Love wig for every dog in the tri-state area who has lost its hair due to chemotherapy.
I’d heard about this super brush – the FURminator – but it’s like $50. (It’s cheaper online, but I was buying dog food and saw it at Petco.) I was like – $50 for a dog brush? I mean, I love Layla and she sheds like a b****, but $50????
But I didn’t do much shopping this weekend, so I splurged. That and this morning, in the corner of my bedroom where my dog sleeps, I found a hair ball the size of a small rodent. That is not hot.
So I bought the pricey brush, took the dog to the park (she loves the smell of the outdoors sooo much – not sure why) and the picture above is what I brushed out that the wind didn’t blow away.
Because I am brilliant and thought the whole thing through, I wore a white T-shirt which is now covered in dog hair. Also not hot.
But if I do this even semi-regularly, I won’t have to vacuum nearly as much, and vacuuming is one of the household tasks I hate the most! FURminator, thank you!